I shaved my bush lyrics
Gora. Age: 25. A magical and passionate doll, which cannot live a day without sweet hugs, will be pleased to meet one-on-one with a kind and successful person. If you want me, rather call, do not be afraid.
Adam Sandler - Secret Lyrics (Video)
There's something I know That no one else does You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin' Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin' Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different I've got a secret, my own little secret No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret. Shhh don't tell, Shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger, I'm a half an inch longer And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin! Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party i'm the super-star of the night, I did something naughty I gave myself a haircut, don't tell I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell I've got a secret, don't tell It's my own secret I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell And I feel so special and so beautiful As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchie And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!
Crissy. Age: 25. I will paint your modest leisure with not modest erotic fantasies and unforgettable rest. Everything you dreamed about, but embarrassed to translate into reality, let's do it together.
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Come fair lady to mine bed we go And verily sweet pleasures we shall know Yet where thy belly meets thy limb I beseech thee give a trim For thy bush doth overflow. It's as prickly as a Christmas wreath Think it might hide some baby birds beneath Pray shave it off to make a coat There are fur balls down mine throat Short and curlies twixt my teeth. I sayeth not thy vagina is hirsute But it lookest like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg lock, hmm?
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